Daniel Tosh wonders why Americans still think they live in the greatest country in the world and tries to understand how so many people are employed. (Contains strong language.)
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The laughter and applause are canned…
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1:40
"And if any of you have issue with this, that's because you're racist."
Pulled right out of the Democratic playbook
yeah your a dick.. and not funny….
Actually …………if you do travel you realize how wonderful our country really is.
Antiwhite bastard. 😂
Tosh for president!
10% joke is so spot on
Black cops? Who will blacks Blame when young thug's criminals get shot?
PS. Not a joke
BY FAR THEE QUICKEST WITTED COMEDIAN OF CURRENT CONDITIONS HUMAN CONDITION AND AFFLICTIONS! HE SPEAKSTHE BRUTAL TRUTH AND PULLS THE COVERS OFF FAKE TWO FACED PEOPLE EVEN AT THE RISK OF CALLING OUT ENTIRE ARENAS OF HIS SOLD OUT STAND UP SHOWS!
Back when trump was president . Now biden sold it to china
1st joke didnt age well. Can't solve racism(racist cops) by only hiring black people. The Tyre Nichols case proves this pretty well.
They just need to hire fair, competent, controlled well trained individuals. If they are empathetic/sympathetic it's a plus.
Oh… and not racist…
I'm with Daniel Tosh on this one. "They get up at 3am to practice the violin for 4 and half hours, then work on math for the next 12 hours. Whatever time's left, they're ninjas. If you think for one second we're going to catch up with them, you're out of your mind."
Great set. Top ten ever.
He's got a lot of anger. You can see every now and then through his performance.
"only black people should be allowed to be cops…" – how is that working out after Tyre Nichols?
This didn't age well. #tyrenichols
I have art on my wall that I got from the wall of a pub in Spokane Wa. called The Elk…. I think it was $40 and the Artist met me to give it to me when I went to pick it up. it was pretty cool.
I'm not sure we are top 20 at this point.
Tyre Nichols has entered the chat
90% OF AMERICANS HAVE JOBS ON ONLY FANS CHANNEL…LOL
Guess Biden truly took this to heart.
for the record ninjas are japanese… who usa stopped from … anihilation of
China in the 40's
Hey Tosh. If you don't have lots of money and live in other countries. You'd sing a different tune. I've been to many different countries and went off the grid. Those countries wouldn't allow you to do anything. If you don't benefit the countries in a mayor way. They won't let you live there. As a visitor everything looks great in other countries.
Exceptional 😅😄😍
1:34 we tried it…..and accused them of white supremecy
Boy, that police brutality, only black people can be cops joke aged well.
True comment about black cops being safer before Tyre Nichols. Joke aged badly.
"only black people should be cops"
Tyre Nichols: "…"
😂😂😂
Tosh is like if Andy Sandberg was more intelligent
Black cops…..didn't a bunch just beat a black guy to death